best-of-funny:

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

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hi hello if you’re reading this i hope something good happens to you today

(Source: cantankerouscrab, via sand5dra-)

dickspeightjr:

dickspeightjr:

what did hitler say right before he died

i did nazi that coming

just kidding hitler killed himself

(Source: caleb-denecour, via makeyouloseyourself)

coolscar:

its the eye of the tiger. its the fur of the tiger. and the ears and tail. holy shit its a fucking tiger, run

(via downcastdelusion)