police: THIS IS THE POLICE! OPEN YOUR DOOR NOW!!!
me: not with that attitude

meladoodle:

*writes nothing but ‘lol’ in grandma’s 69th birthday card*

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I’M HONESTLY LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW

OMFG

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Mirror: you look cute today
Camera: lol no
Instagram filters: I got you

aepicstranger:

thisretrodreamisneverending:

In physics the other day my teacher started having this coughing fit

so he says ‘I THINK SATAN IS CHOKING ME’

and I just went ‘Sorry’ and he stopped coughing

omg I think everyone in my class is terrified now.

i am still laughing at this from like twenty minutes ago

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crapuccinos:

i am like a hexagon

all my hecks r gone

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